Writing

The Bakelite Telephone

There is a Bakelite telephone in my living room. It sits unplugged on a shelf in the house I share with my wonderful, and above all...

But Are You SURE The World Is Ending?

This whole world reacting to climate change is no different to my belligerent, overweight, diabetic father’s to medical advice. Every...

An Excessively Introspective Tripadvisor Review Of A Guided Mountain Climb

This is for anybody who’s ever told me that I don’t have the sense to know when to hold my tongue. The following is the review I wanted...

Children With Power

Children being ordered to behave like adults by adults behaving like children.

Music Nerd Post

I think one of my favourite things about ear training was learning to transcribe something from a very distant long term memory....

An Incredibly Stupid Article

I can see the kernel of my podcast concept blossoming here, in this very idiotic article I wrote after I saw Pixar's Inside Out, preceded...

The Blurred Lines Between Homage And Theft

An article I wrote for Junkee some years ago when the landmark copyright case of the Marvin Gaye estate vs Pharrell Williams and Robin...

It Used To Be About The Music, Man

An article I wrote way back in 2012 for Seizure Magazine, waxing lyrical about my very important opinions on music. They haven't changed,...