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In The Club Tonight | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
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In The Club Tonight | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome

Everything you've ever loved/hated about night clubs and dance music in three and a half minutes. Subscribe For More: http://bit.ly/TheAxisofAwesome Available on The Axis of Awesome's latest album 'Cry YOURSELF a River" https://itunes.apple.com/album/cry-yourself-a-river/id577008690 LYRICS Hey everybody, everybody in the club tonight I'm gonna talk a little bit in an exotic accent everybody, Can't really tell where it's from, everybody For the dance music y'all Here's the black guy (Yeah. Bling Bling!) Paid thirty dollars to get into this place Can't even see your hand in front of your face Shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of sweaty guys Push on through them when we catch her eye You say I like you (What?) You say I want you (What?) But she can't hear you (What?) So she ignores you (What?) And the the bass drops out because the chorus is near Oh we don't need no rhymes and we don't write no words So we say Yo, Yo And you say Yo, Yo And then the build up starts to the same bit from before But with the bass back in so you can dance some more And it gets higher and louder, and higher and louder, and higher and louder Till the chorus comes in.... But this bit always tricks you Yo, Yo Yo, Yo See it's easy to remember and it's easy to learn That's why people call it catchy when they mean that it's terrible The chorus has no words, we only singing Yo It's not even English, sing along, here we go So we sing Yo, Yo And you sing Yo, Yo Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Took half an hour just to get to the bar That fifty dollars didn't go very far Some drunken douche-bag knocks your drink to the ground You spent an hour trying to buy this round Your roommate texts you, he's not here anymore He needs the place tonight, he's gone home to score Trapped in this sauna and there's smoke in your eyes Try to convince yourself that you've had a good time So you sing Yo, Yo And we sing Yo, Yo We sing it over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over And now they're playing Dubstep! Yo, Yo Yo, Yo Everybody in club come on and let me hear you say Whoa (Whoa) All the ladies in club whose feet really hurt say Oww (Oww!) If you're sitting in the corner cos you drank too much say Blurgh (Blurgh!) If you snuck into the club cuz you're 17 say nothing (...) You know the word Yo, Yo Yeah dancing Yo, Yo Whoa it's nearly midnight Yo, Yo All right that's it the club's closed. Everybody out! Written & Performed by The Axis of Awesome Directed and Edited by Bryan Moses Produced by Laura Hughes Camera by Bryan Moses, Daniel Townes & Daniel Miller Special thanks to our fans who came and danced to this tune over and over and over and over...
Got To Rip It Off | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
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Got To Rip It Off | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome

Y'know how Marvin Gaye's family sued Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams because "Blurred Lines" sounded kinda similar to "Got to Give It Up". Well they can't sue us for making a song that sounds exactly like "Got to Give It Up" because parody is fair use! This song is on our 2016 album "Viva La Vida Loca Las Vegas", available on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/viv... Lyrics If you write your own music That has a similar sound To something somebody else had written It might get around And then the lawyers Will sue you for a huge fee It could be up to $7,000,000 baby So take it from me Make sure you always remember this one thing above all Parody is fair use baby so just copy it all As long as it's original, there's always a chance It'll sound like something already written And they'll sue the pants - off - you Used your music! Ooh! Marvin! And that's alright It's perfectly legal, fuck your copyright Why do you think that this genre belongs to you?! There's so many Blurred Lines, but this is fair use You live in a glass house, you shouldn't throw bricks Just read Title 17 Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 We didn't even sample, I made this music myself No I won't be accused of being thick, unlike somebody else I think it's ironic they paid homage to you And they're the ones you took to court, But it's us you can't sue Used your music! Ooh! Marvin! And that's okay It comes under fair use baby, so we'll never pay Credits Director: Alex Gabbott (cosmicrebel.net) Producer: Kara Schlegl DOP: Jack Crombie Marvin Gaye as himself Lawyer: Ben Jenkins Backup Dancers: Rubee Sookee, Fran Middleton Dance Party: Charlotte Goodsir, Sebastian Hernage, Bish Marzook, Atlas Adams, Lucy Hiley, Ellen Robson, Joe Knights, Ally Canas Special thanks to Edan Lacey
Rage Of Thrones | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
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Rage Of Thrones | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome

Do you love Game of Thrones? Well so do we and we've loved it for a very very long time. Subscribe For More: http://bit.ly/TheAxisofAwesome Available on The Axis of Awesome's album 'Cry YOURSELF a River" https://itunes.apple.com/album/cry-yourself-a-river/id577008690 Lyrics You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I read them years ago, So don't tell me about Jon Snow. 'Cause I already know I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons I waited six FUCKING years for a Dance with Dragons and NOW YOU JUMP ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON? AARGH. I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I SAID THE FUCKING BOOKS TWICE. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS. WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY GET A FUCKING LIBRARY CARD OR A KINDLE What's wrong with you people? No one reads any more Your imagination is a fun place to explore Go to a library or a fucking book store Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more HARRY POTTER The book was better THE HUNGER GAMES The book was better THE LORD OF THE RINGS The books were probably better THE CAT IN THE HAT THE BOOK WAS BETTER And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games? Battleship: The Movie? D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. FUCK OFF. Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination Written & Performed by The Axis of Awesome With Special Guests Jay Laga'aia as Khal Drogo David Cunningham as George R. R. Martin Emelia May as the primary recipient of the rage Betty Buckley as Old Woman at JB Hi-Fi. Directed and Edited by Alex Gabbott Uploaded in 4K, y'know... if you want to play it at your cinema or something. Special thanks to our fans for translations. Valentin Beunard - French Ana XXI - Spanish
Waiting For The Weekend - Benny Davis feat. MCBC